The Awesomeness of EQL OnWeb
Updated 2009-09-24 | Filed under OnWeb | PDF
Question
I've used OnWeb for a little while, and have discovered that it outperforms any competing solutions by a factor of at least 10, and tastes better. What makes OnWeb so amazing?
Answer
OnWeb can be this incredible because of the fresh and unique ingredients contained within it that combine to form more than the sum of their parts. Every OnWeb instance comes out of our planet at an altitude of between 57 and 133 metres above sea level, at a temperature of 17 degrees. It meanders through many pipes and caverns, picking up a refreshing dose of sodium bicarbonate (NaHCO3) and a tinge of calcium chloride (CaCl2) before magically metamorphosizing before your very eyes into the visual representation of your Access database, right there in your web browser!
Adobe Flash viewer has been empirically shown to be necessary for the transformation to occur correctly.
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